Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Trailer Time! The Wolverine

Let me talk to you about Wolverine. I LOVE him. I know, I say I love a lot of things, but he is my most favourite comic book character. I enjoyed Hugh Jackman's turn as the Ol' Canucklehead in the X-Men movies (despite the awfulness that is X3) and then 'Wolverine: Origins' happened. You should have seen me in the theatre. I was seething with anger at all the ways they were ruining my Wolverine. (not mention whatever the hell that was they did to Deadpool) My friend Craig tried to talk me down a bit, but I couldn't be deterred from my hate. However, now that I understand the politics of the Marvel movie universe a little better I see that 'Wolverine: Origin' was slapped together to hang on to the rights and not let Wolverine go back home to Marvel. (or at least that's what I keep telling myself) 
However, with this trailer it makes me think that director James Mangold (of 'Walk the Line' and 'Girl, Interrupted fame) looks like he's trying to right some wrongs in 'The Wolverine'. Jean Grey hallucinations, the Silver Samurai, and kinds of Wolverine being awesome, sounds good to me!
What do you think? I'll be in the theatre watching Wolvie on the big screen, no matter what, and it certainly won't be hard to be better than the last movie...

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Doctor Who: Nightmare in Silver


Okay. So I've failed at doing weekly review on the spring series of Doctor Who, as evidenced that you're getting this review shortly before the finale airs. I accept your disdain, I mean I have TONS of excuses, but I know none of you care about them, so let's just move right on from there shall we? Instead let's focus on how Neil Gaiman, and his newest episode of Who, is pretty fantastic. Exhibit A? This kickass poster! CYBERMEN! Eeep! 


After the outcome of last week's episode, with Clara's clever charges, Angie and Artie, finding lots of pictures of her jaunts through time, the Doctor and Clara take the kids to Hedgewick's, a whole planet that's an amusement park....or at least that's what it seems like on the surface, classic Neil Gaiman.(I love this man, seriously, if you haven't read any of his books, short stories or graphic novels, well, shame on you!)
While playing on the moon that's not the moon the gang runs into Webley, a squatter who's been waiting to be taken off-world, but his ride's six months late. Webley's a collector and has bits of junk from all over space and time, which normally the Doctor would love, but he can tell something's a bit off and then they run into a Cyberman! The Doctor has a bit of a freakout, but Webley assures him that it's been deactivated and re-purposed to play chess. Well, not so much re-purposed but manned by Porridge, played by Warwick Davis, the star of one of my favourite 80s movies, Willow!
While all this has been going on the Doctor has been noticing things, as the Doctor is known to do, and goes off in search of the 'funny insects' to add to his funny insect collection.(To be quite honest, I wouldn't put it past the Doctor to have one of these) Before he and Clara go off to do some serious investigating he tells the kids not to wander off. I love it, nothing sums up Doctor Who more than that line for me. He tells everyone he meets not to do it, it's his number one rule, and no one ever follows it. But what would the fun of the show be if everyone always stayed where the Doctor told them and didn't get into trouble?! Needless to say, in typical defiant teenager style, Angie immediately sets off to explore and leaves her little brother Artie, alone in the dark...clearly you can tell things are going to work out great for both of them. (You can hear that sarcasm right? I thought so.)
Inevitably both Artie and Angie get snatched by the Cybermen, the latter by a super fast one that we never see again, I'm assuming it used all its powers to catch her...*shrug* oh well, it looked cool. Well, we all know how the Doctor feels about kids in trouble, so he goes off and finds the cybermites, aka the funny insects, and transmats himself into the heart of Cyberman headquarters to save the kids. But not before putting Clara in charge of the Punishment Unit of army guys who've been relegated to Hedgewick's for being generally bad at being soldiers. He instructs her, in no uncertain terms, to not blow up the planet.
Arriving in Cyber-headquarters the Doctor is confronted by creepy half-Cyberman Webley, who informs him that they Cybermen need children, they use their creative minds to help build the new Cyberplanner, which would allow them to restart their reign of terror throughout the Universe. However they've been observing the Doctor and have decided to make him the new Cyberplanner. The Doctor finally thinks he has a leg up, as Cybermen can only convert humans. But it turns out these Cybermen have been upgraded and can now convert any life form, Time Lords included.
All this leads up to the most epic showdown in Doctor Who: the Doctor vs himself. Welll, the Doctor vs the Cyberplanner that's trying to take over his body. All of our new Doctors, Nine, Ten and Eleven, have been quite capable of treading the line between silly and serious, but Matt Smith makes a full turn to sinister as Mr. Clever, which is what the Cyberplanner dubs himself once entering the Doctor's body. He is absolutely amazing, and quite terrifying at times. If he decides to play villains after his stint as the Doctor is over I wouldn't be surprised at all, because he was spectacular at it and looked to be having an absolute blast.
While the Doctor is having a crisis of self, Clara, Porridge and the Punishment unit have taken up a defensible position in Natty Longshoe's Comical Castle. "Real castle, drawbridge, moat?" Clara asked the platoon Capt. to which she replied, "Yes. But comical." Amazing, and again classic Gaiman.
Doctor/Mr. Clever make their way to the castle with Webley and the cyberkids and the showdown continues over a game of chess, the winner getting control of the Doctor's body. I'm not going to spoil too much of the ending here for those who, for some silly reason, have yet to see this episode, but yes, a battle does ensue, and yes, the Doctor will, of course, find a way to defeat the Cyberplanner, and the Cybermen, but perhaps not in the way you expect.
I thoroughly enjoyed this episode. It made the Cybermen a much more frightening villain then they've ever been in the new series, in my opinion. Before they were just robots who wanted to take over mankind, but Neil Gaiman made them a little bit sneaky and just a little bit clever and that put them over the edge into scary. One of the other things I loved about this episode were two little words: 'Fantastic' and 'Allons-y', if you're a bit Who fan (and if you're reading this, I'm assuming you, either that or you're indulging my rambliness, either way THANKS!) then you recognised the Ninth and Tenth Doctors' catchphrases, both were said by Mr. Clever, I'm not sure what that signifies, but I certainly got a fangirl kick out of it.
My only quibble, which is one that I've been noticing over the entire seventh series, is the whole 'impossible girl' thing. It happened in the first half of the season with it taking all those episodes for the Ponds to leave, but being able to wrap it up neatly in one episode. Then here we are in the second half of the season with the Doctor being asked over and over again by Clara by what that means, 'why am I impossible?' and everytime he says he'll explain later. The previews for the finale lead me to believe we're going to figure out that mystery at last and yet again it will be wrapped up in one episode. I miss the days of the overarching threat, 'Bad Wolf,' 'Torchwood', the Crack in Time! If it's glossed over episode to episode it's not an arc, it's an annoyance. ANYWAYS! Enough rambling for now!
okay one last quote, 'cause it's perfect:

Clara: I trust the Doctor.

Captain: You think he knows what he's doing?

Clara: I'm not sure I'd go that far.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Iron Man 3

I liked this movie. I liked it a lot. But then again to be honest all Iron Man 3 had to do for me was be better than Iron Man 2, and it most certainly was. There were a lot of threads that needed to be tied together; the existing Iron Man universe, the fallout from the Avengers movie, and a new villain for our modern world. The last point is the one that I seem to differ with quite a few people on, BE WARNED IT'S A SPOILER! and I'll get to it a bit later in the review.

Iron Man 3 reconnects us with Tony Stark. It's been several months since the events in New York (from the Avengers, remember that little flick?) and things aren't going so well for everyone's favourite millionaire, philanthropist, engineer/playboy. He saved New York by flying that bomb through the worm hole, and ever since then has been having a bit of an existential crisis. He can't sleep, and when he does he's haunted by those events. To keep his genius busy he's been building some new Iron Man suits, did I say some? I mean A LOT of Iron Man suits. I think he's taking the 'does the suit make the man or the man make the suit' conundrum a bit far...but this is Tony Stark we're talking about here. On top of incessant tinkering, Tony's trouble with dealing with his feelings is causing him to push those who love him away. Silly Tony, just when things with Pepper were starting to go well!

As much as I enjoy watching Robert Downey Jr. act with those adorable anthropomorphic robots in his lab and the witty banter between him and Gwyneth Paltrow's Pepper Potts, that does not a movie make. Enter the Mandarin! The Mandarin is a terrorist (played brilliantly by Sir Ben Kingsley) who is prone to hijacking the airwaves across the US and taking credit for various attacks on American soil. Tony stays out of it until an attack hits a little too close to home, then he acts a little brashly and gives the terrorist his home address making his already fragile personal world fall to pieces. The rest of the movie is Tony Stark rebuilding himself and his suit to come back as the hero we all fell in love with. The most charming part of this is when Tony's stuck in the middle of nowhere, suit out of commission and the world believing he's dead. Doesn't sound charming? Add a smarty-pants kid. RDJ and children is a pretty entertaining combination. Plus they have the same emotional maturity. Sure, it's seems a bit silly that a man with Tony Stark's brains and money would just hang out in small town America, but suspend your belief here folks. He was pretty rattled and then used it to his advantage to do some sleuthing. ANYWAYS! There are some steps and rescues in between, but the movie finally climaxes in a pretty excellent blowup at a shipping yard, yup, it's one of those, needs-to-be-seen-on-the-big-screen type of endings.

SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!
I'm just warning you now! Here's the thing with the Mandarin: it's all a front. Ben Kingsley is amazing as both the terrible terrorist and the sloppy British stage actor who's been hired to be the Mandarin. WHAT!? I know, fans of the comics have been a bit outraged about this, but I think writer/director Shane Black has taken a very modern look at what terrorism is. It doesn't have to be men in caves in the middle of nowhere, it absolutely can be corrupt scientists manufacturing serums and promoting a fear complex in the US. Guy Pearce's Aldrich Killian was charming and horrifying as the true villain of the piece.

A couple extra things.
Don Cheadle was underused in this film.He and RDJ are great together, and quips about the Iron Patriot are funny, but come on! He's such a great actor and could've been used better.
I loved the opening of this movie. As the stars fly over the mountain in the Paramount the first strains of "Blue" by Eiffel 65 start to play. I couldn't help but smile, that was a huge song when I was in high school, and definitely helped put me in the 'Y2K' frame of mind. There was also a quick cameo in this scene, I hope everyone else caught it....maybe I won't spoil it, if you caught it, post it in the comments.
Speaking of cameos, this was my least favourite Stan Lee cameo. After his hilarious one in The Amazing Spider-Man I had high hopes.

That's about it! It wasn't as good as the first Iron Man, which officially launched Marvel's Cinematic Universe 'Phase 1', but it's a not too shabby way to launch 'Phase 2'. We have Thor: The Dark World, Captain America: Winter Soldier and  Guardians of the Galaxy leading up to Avengers 2 to look forward to!

Thursday, May 09, 2013

Trailer Time!!! THE WORLD'S END!!!!

I.CANNOT.WAIT. Seriously. I want this movie to be out right now. When I went to see 'Shaun of the Dead' when I was in university I practically had to drag people to come see it with me. I knew the movie was going to be amazing, but for some reason my half finished film studies degree wasn't enough to trust me on this yet. I WAS NOT WRONG! And after everyone else got on the 'Shaun' train it took far less convincing to get people to see 'Hot Fuzz' with me. When Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost get together the end result will be gold. I guarantee this. The zombie movie? Check! The buddy cop movie? Check! ALIEN APOCALYPSE?! CHECKITY CHECK! So with all my fangirling over, behold: the trailer for the finale of the 'Coronetto Trilogy' 'The World's End.

EEEeeeeeee!!!!! So excited!!!!!

Trailer Time! Ender's Game

I can't tell you how excited I am for this movie. I only read 'Ender's Game' by Orson Scott Card for the first time last summer, and I absolutely loved it. That Card was able to jam so much story into so few pages blew my mind. Not only that, it was a story that just got into me, for any kid who just wants to fit, for any person who questions authority, for anyone who sees the futility and/or unbearable necessity in conflict; Ender's Game speaks to all of us. So needless to say, when I heard, shortly after finishing the book that they were making it into a movie, I was elated and apprehensive, as I always am when they adapt a book I love into a movie. But then they announced casting Asa Butterfield (who was phenomenal in The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas and Hugo) as Ender Wiggin, Harrison Ford as Hyrum Gruff and Ben Kingsley as Mazer Rackham, and that excitement started to take over from the apprehension.
Here's the trailer, what do you think?

EXCITED YET?! And if you haven't read the book yet, GET ON THAT!

Wednesday, May 08, 2013

Coming Soon...

I've got a whole bunch of pretty exciting posts coming up for you lovely readers in the next couple of days that I'm super excited about.
  • 42 review (way overdue)
  • Several Doctor Who posts (also, overdue, yes I see the theme)
  • West Coast Geeks vs Nerds: Season Finale post
  • a couple of AAAAAMAAAAAZING trailers
  • a fun project for Comic-Con I'm working on
  • Iron Man 3 review (I'm going tomorrow, I'm SO excited!)
Yup, all that is coming up!
Also, I was going to do weekly reviews for Game of Thrones, but I've found I just haven't had the time to watch them in any type of timely fashion. So I was thinking about doing a Season 3 recap when the season ends, thoughts? opinions? Let me know!

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Who times Two!

Yes, I'm well aware, that I'm super behind on my Doctor Who posts already, that being said, I'm going to give you a Who double feature for today's post (plus it gets me almost caught up! yay! we're both winners!) Also be forewarned! Spoilers ahead for the new episodes of Doctor Who!
 
First up: The Rings of Akhaten, check out this kick ass poster!
 

Where would you want to go if you landed in the TARDIS and the Doctor offered you a journey to anywhere in space and time? Yeah, I don't know either. There are so many amazing options, some point in Earth's history? Someplace in the universe no one's been?
Our new companion comes up with a suitable alternative: "somewhere awesome" Man, I like this girl already (and I also enjoy that she seems convinced that the TARDIS isn't fond of her). After last week's slightly disappointing outing, Steven Moffat&Co, have certainly stepped it up in this episode. 'Somewhere awesome' is the titular Rings of Akhaten, asteroid belts around a huge glowing star and not too far off, an amazing alien market that puts the Cantina in Star Wars to shame with its quirky amazingness. Of course, the Doctor and his companions can't ever just enjoy an alien market, they find a problem to be solved. We get to see Clara in her element in this episode, it may have been a past life (or something) but she's definitely got that governess bone in her. So, obviously, when she sees a little girl in trouble, her first instinct is to help. Merry is the Queen of Years, tasked with knowing all the legends, stories and songs of her people, but she's also a little girl with stage fright. Clara comforts her and we get some exposition about her childhood and the love of a mother now lost.
After eluding some creepy whispery things and chatting with Clara, Merry is ready to take on the world...or the song. Little Emilia Jones who plays Merry can certainly sing like an angel, I totally buy that this joyful song would keep a restless god slumbering. That is until the dude she's singing with's voice breaks. Dummy, didn't he warm up first?!
While the Doctor and Clara had been enjoying the concert up until then, Merry gets snatched, and we all know that means the Doctor launches into action! Although Clara wasn't sure of this, but he explains it perfectly: "We don't walk away". There's something about this phrase that is so purely the Doctor. No matter how tricky or ridiculous a situation may seem, he never abadons those in need.
After rescuing Merry, it turns out there's a lot more to 'grandfather' than meets the eye, he's an insatiable sentient planet (I think) that feeds on stories, or souls, since our souls are made of stories. (I love this, what a perfect way to put it!). Here Matt Smith broke my heart a little bit. The Doctor is an old man, who's experienced unbelievable joy and untold pain in his lifetime and Smith put that all out there in his monologue. Luckily he didn't have to sacrifice himself, Clara came to save the day. She has to give up 'the most important leaf in the history of mankind' the leaf that caused her parents to meet. Within that leaf though was a life unlived, and as we all know from the Weeping Angels, the potential in a life unlived is exponentially strong, with all the possible ways it could have gone.
The lovely thing about this episode is that it encapsulates everything I love about Doctor Who, strange lands, strong storytelling, a little bit of comedy, a little bit of tragedy and in the end, the day is saved all the while reinforcing the ol' Doctor Who adage that "everyone's important"
Some other fun things in this episode:
The Doctor says,  "I came here once before, with my granddaughter" - an illusion to the First Doctor in this 50th annivesary year?
He gets to use his sonic screwdriver on stone - it's generally rubbish on that type of matter

Next up we were back on Earth, but back in time! I love that this is now kind of standard for new companions, somewhere in space and then somewhere in time. Not only is the Doctor showing off for his new friend, but it's also SUPER fun for us as an audience. Not only have we gone back in time, but an old foe resurfaced in this episode, the Ice Warrior! (I'd never heard of them before, but apparently they first appeared way back in 1967 with the Second Doctor)
The Doctor and Clara are attempting to get to an Elvis show in Vegas, but of course they end up on a Soviet nuclear submarine, in the Arctic, in 1983. This episode is great for many reasons, first and foremost it was written by Mark Gatiss, you might best recognise him as Mycroft Holmes from Moffat's other great BBC show, Sherlock. (on which Gatiss, is also a creator) But he's written a good chunk of the 'historical' Who episodes of late, 'The Idiot's Lantern', 'Victory of the Daleks', and 'The Unquiet Dead'. Needless to say, he can combine the Doctor and history like nobody's business! One great thing about having Who to write for must be that it gives writers opportunities to do fun little things like Gatiss does with the language. Obviously everyone on the sub is Russian, calling each other comrade and such, but since the Doctor and Clara are time travellers in the TARDIS they hear everything as the Queen's English, but the Soviets hear them speaking Russian. This little scene is hilarious.They then combine the top-notch writing of Gatiss, with some kick ass cinematography makes this episode stunning. Seriously, if you've already watched it, go back and have a look at how beautifully the enclosed space of the submarine is lit and shot, cool angles, lots of atmosphere, it's just awesome. Way to go Suzie Lavelle, I've never heard of you before, but I'll be on the look out for you from now on!
Back to the Doctor and Clara, onboard the sub they encounter Davos and Edmure Tully, oh! Sorry, wrong show, but seriously, how hilarious was it to have two Game of Thrones actors feature so prominently?! Liam Cunningham and Tobias Menzies are the Soviet Captain and Lieutenant on board the sub, and they don't take kindly to folks just appearing out of thin air in big blue boxes.
The TARDIS is acting up again and disappears as the sub plummets toward the Arctic sea floor. interestingly the Doctor decides time is of the essence and decides on honesty. No fooling, no psychic paper, straight out with the truth; he and Clara are time travellers. Not that it helps their case too much, but it does save them from dying frozen in the Arctic.
Prior to their arrival, the crew had found what they thought to be a remnant of the Ice Age and brought it on board. Unluckily for them, it was in fact Grand Marshall Skaldak, Ice Warrior from Mars. Once freed from the ice he may have been their ally, but the Lieutenant electrocutes him instead, labelling them as enemies. *eyeroll* Russians.
During the inevitable drama that ensues, someone is going to have to talk to the now imprisoned Skaldak. Knowing that everyone else would be identified as a soldier, Clara volunteers. There's this really wonderful moment where the Doctor is smiling because he's so proud of his new companion, but then quickly switches to appropriate indignation. It says a lot about the type of people the Doctor likes to travel with. Of course, it's for naught a Skaldak is now loose on the sub. And they do this wonderful thing where we only see glimpses of him as he races past the camera. It may be an old horror movie trick, but it's very effective.
I love the parallels in the episode, once the Soviets crash, they become exactly like Skaldak, waiting for their people to find and rescue them. However, once Skaldak believes no one is coming for him, he goes for all out destruction, lucky for him he's on a nuclear sub, eh?
Not so fast though, the Doctor is on board, and he may have a thing or two to say about blowing up the world. He and Skaldak are very much alike (parallel #2!). He explains that while Skaldak may be the last Ice Warrior, there's no need for revenge, but for mercy, something the Doctor knows a lot about. He asks 'Is this how you want to be remembered?' Which says a lot about the Doctor, I think, he's well aware of perception and the power it can haveNothing doing though, Skaldak's on the war path, so the Doctor gets a little angry, saying he'll blow up the sub before he allows the world to be destroyed. Before we can find out if the Doctor's act is convincing enough, the cavalry comes for Skaldak and beams him aboard their ship-but Skaldak leaves the nukes armed.Then we get the best part, the world is literally saved by a little Duran Duran. Clara sings a few bars of 'Hungry like the Wolf'. And the nukes are disarmed. It may seem random, but Skaldak emotionally recounted to them how he used to sing songs with his daughter on Mars, and our clever girl put two and two together. Day saved!
Fun things in this episode:
-whether it's purposefully or not (and with Moffat there's a good chance it's on purpose) there's a continuation of music and its importance going through these new episodes.
-Most excitingly we got to see the red setting on the sonic screwdriver. For those who may not remember when the Tenth Doctor meets River for the first time, she tells him to use the red setting on his sonic screwdriver, to which he exlaimed there wasn't one, and she responded "There will do." Oh Moffat, you're a mad genius.
That's all for now....and looking back, that's a whole LOT for now. Jeesh, no wonder it took me so long to get out.